THIS JUST IN: Vikki Secret makes her mark in Playboy Magazine this month!!! Click here for details..

AND HERE'S THE REAL HONEST TO GOODNESS VICTORIA_SECRET PERSONAL AD:

Pertinent Information:
My "Occupation" used to be "It's complicated. It involves counting outloud."
And my original tagline was "One way or another, I'm gonna find ya, I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha.."
Then it was, "I like to douche and I know my place."
I think I'll soon change it to, "Do genital warts turn you on?"

Enjoy!