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This just in: Two Gun Mathilda makes her mark in Playboy magazine!!
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Mastersonix ~
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Some especially genuine Instant Messenger™ Correspondence with Mr. Florida Buttrock incarnate... |
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~ Peter Pan ~ |
Holy shit. First, please click here — you're about to see something truly fascinating. Then, brace yourself for correspondence between Peter Pan and Two Gun Mathilda's alter-ego, "Dean Renson." (You can see Peter Pan's response by clicking on the link below Two Gun's letter to him..) |
| Dean Renson wants to trade body parts with Michael.....& MICHAEL FINALLY WROTE BACK!!! | |
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Victoria_Secret ~
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Two
Gun Mathilda's 'fake' ad on Nerve.com. Read the ad, then read some of
her favorite suitors...below: VIKKI SECRET GETS QUOTED IN PLAYBOY MAGAZINE! |
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Columbian Nazi ~
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More Instant Messenger™ Correspondence from Vikki's most recent suitor... |
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Truly Worried ~
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Almost as worried as Mr. Gross in: http://us.imdb.com/Trailers?0101615&3251&100 |
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Non-ethnic ~
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It's good to know there are people out there looking out for people like Victoria... |
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Super Greg ~
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Dina Renson needs some advice from New York City's greatest foreign DJ... But who is Super Greg? |
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Young Timmy ~
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He actually turned out to be fairly cool.. |
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Healthy Canadian ~
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No comment. |
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Super Champ ~
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Another not so discreet Fucking Canadian.. |
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~ Crazee Man ~ |
Please, Mr. Jailor, don't let this man go free.... |
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~ David, 5'9" ~ |
Guess Vikki didn't make "a boy's dream come true".... |
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~ Trojan Two Gun ~ |
Two Gun Mathilda gyms it up the way a good Trojan warrior should. Oh shizang. |
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~ Steve Perry ~ |
Dina
Renson is obsessed with Journey....she now has a penpal who feels the
same way! 6/16/01! Dina marks her territory in the SF Weekly!! Read on... |
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~ Sole Survivor ~ |
This is pretty incredible. Before reading the correspondence, go to http://www.tyflas.org/pay-per-view/ or http://www.tyflas.org/ - not to miss! And for something even more fucked up: click here for an audio snippet of Tyflas! |
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~ Fartman ~ |
 Please
go to http://www.fartingevangelist.com
before reading the following prank. It's truly a hilarious site...but Dina still had to try and make her mark! |
More on the way...
[Coming soon: Real-life break-up tapes, Mullets take Manhattan, Move over Rover - it's Paradokken, and Two Gun Mathilda's Rock-togenarian Banjo Tour!]
