•••> I pity the fool who's about to see some absoludicrous jibba jabba...

•••> Two Gun Mathilda's Cousin...Lt. Lee Kelso

•••> Two Gun Mathilda before detention, with Principal Onyx Blackman.

•••> Two Gun Mathilda after detention - making out in the halls with 'The Revolting Blob.

•••> Two Gun Mathilda's love interest, Misfit Jerry!!...

•••> Two Gun Mathilda with her idol/muse, Wanda Jackson!!...

•••> Two Gun Mathilda makes a party of Gene Simmons and Sebastian Bach!!...

•••> Two Gun Mathilda heads backstage at the Grand 'Ole Opry to jangle with the likes of Earl
       Scruggs & Little Jimmy Dickens !!