Two Gun and Principal Onyx Blackman, before being sent to detention for playing pranks on innocent people.

Principal Blackman's Daddy watches us from above..

[Over the past few months, Duh Principal and I have shared some pretty saucy email correspondence. Being the sensitive gal that Two Gun is, I asked Duh Principal if I could print all of them up here. Sadly, he declined.  Because he's famous.  But just know - that you're missing out! And it's not Two Gun's fault. She tried..]

AND while we're on the subject of Strangers with Candy, wouldn't you agree that Mr. Jellineck bears a striking resemblence to Young Cat Stevens?

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