This is what you get for "good behavior" in detention!

Shizang! Two Gun's new boyfriend (Josh Mostel) has frisky hands.

And at first, she liked it like that.....

Where was Principal Blackman when Two Gun needed him?

What can Two Gun say? T.R.B. simply wanted to make out with her.

She tried and she tried, to keep him satisfied - but alas, to no avail.

Upon being asked what she was doing burried in The Revolting Blob's armpit, Two Gun Mathilda had this to say: "Brrennasderjgaoisrggoha"