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response to "Victoria_Secret" on Nerve.com: |
Our AIM correspondence!
| vikkisecret1:
hey! I got your message on Nerve!
XXXXhero: oh, great, what's up! i just joined this personals thing today vikkisecret1: I'm Victoria_secret! vikkisecret1: what personals thing? XXXXhero: Nerve, i mean vikkisecret1: oh, ok vikkisecret1: oh, right vikkisecret1: sorry vikkisecret1: a little slow today vikkisecret1: i haven't eaten anything yet [By the by, it's 6:30 pm at this time.. -ed] XXXXhero: it's pretty innovative ... the internet is so fabulous, heh vikkisecret1: yeah XXXXhero: hey it's fri. you're allowed to be slow vikkisecret1: I almost fainted a few minutes ago - i try not to eat anything on Fridays XXXXhero: really! vikkisecret1: yeah. why not? do you eat on Fridays? XXXXhero: well, yeah i suppose i hardly ever go a day w/o getting hungry! vikkisecret1: I mean it's not for Sabbath or anything. Yuck. I'm not Jewish or anything. Oy. Ich. vikkisecret1: Are you Jewish? XXXXhero: lol ... nope vikkisecret1: good. Yuck! [I feel the need, as Two Gun Mathilda, to add in here that Two Gun Mathilda herself is Jewish - and that she CERTAINLY DOES NOT CONDONE ANTI_SEMITISM ON ANY LEVEL!!! She suspected with his wits, or rather lack thereof, that he could be an anti-semite..A cowgirl always knows best - and now we can hate him even more.] XXXXhero: that makes sense ... many go to school with me and they can get on my nerves too vikkisecret1: what does lol mean? look on love? lust or lit? XXXXhero: i'm not sure anyone knows what it means ... i think people just say it all the time to feel clever :P vikkisecret1: So what do you do? for a living? vikkisecret1: Do you have a big dick? XXXXhero: student, and yep vikkisecret1: that's good vikkisecret1: so you don't mind that I got the clap once? XXXXhero: i think all tragic stories involving the SAT are captivating, and no i don't mind vikkisecret1: that's good. I also have a lot of body hair - but not so much on my head. Does that gross you out? XXXXhero: your writing reminds me of The Bell Jar, one of my favorite books by girls .. sorry i'm a writer for $$, so i notice writing all the time vikkisecret1: I hate bells and jars. I've never read that book. XXXXhero: don't worry there aren't many bells or jars in the book vikkisecret1: what do you write? Do you correct things? vikkisecret1: or crosswords or something? vikkisecret1: wate vikkisecret1: i mean weight vikkisecret1: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh vikkisecret1: waiot vikkisecret1: wait vikkisecret1: sorry XXXXhero: foreigners send me their business school MBA application essays and i rewrite them so it sounds like they're native english speakers. i charge a lot XXXXhero: so what regions are the most be-haired? vikkisecret1: well, not my head - I can tell you that. XXXXhero: you're bald XXXXhero: ? vikkisecret1: But my legs are nice and hairy XXXXhero: i think you're fucking with me. i thought your hair was "sort of brownish yellow" XXXXhero: if your bald how did you lose it? women don't lose hair, do they? vikkisecret1: well - I do have some hair vikkisecret1: It's just thinning out a lot XXXXhero: that's too bad. hair comes in handy! vikkisecret1: yeah - tell me about it vikkisecret1: and women totally *can* lose hair. vikkisecret1: I used to tie up all of my suitors with it when we were having sex vikkisecret1: but now I can't do that anymore XXXXhero: well at least you made use of it when you had it! vikkisecret1: totally vikkisecret1: someday it'll get long again vikkisecret1: are you hairy? XXXXhero: yep vikkisecret1: really hairy? XXXXhero: are you looking for hairy? XXXXhero: not REALLY hairy, but there's hair vikkisecret1: i like hairy - to make up for the lack of hair on my head vikkisecret1: so tell me more about yourself XXXXhero: golly vikkisecret1: i know you like skinny girls - so we're all set on that end XXXXhero: i study history and literature. i'm a very good student. i'm tall and have a pretty good body, but no weight training or anything. i'm 20. girls hit on me all the time, but i'm pretty shy, so i dont see much play i'm afraid XXXXhero: i'm very nice though, you said something about the nice factor in your personal :P vikkisecret1: yeah. i like nice boys vikkisecret1: so where do you go to school? XXXXhero: columbia. i live on 115th/ bway XXXXhero: how about you? where do you work again? vikkisecret1: I'm a carnie at Coney Island vikkisecret1: It's pretty cool XXXXhero: what's a carnie vikkisecret1: I work some of the rides there XXXXhero: wow, what kind vikkisecret1: so if you ever want a free ride on the Cyclone - I'm your gal! XXXXhero: i get it carnie like 'carnival' ... carnivals are great! anything that makes kids happy is fine by me vikkisecret1: totally! vikkisecret1: I get to work with the sideshow freaks too sometimes vikkisecret1: i like walking them on leashes XXXXhero: haha ... what sorts of freaks vikkisecret1: bearded lady, midgets, pinheads, etc XXXXhero: fantastic vikkisecret1: thanks XXXXhero: is the place open all year? vikkisecret1: I used to count a lot XXXXhero: what do you mean count vikkisecret1: well, I used to count things...........apparently it was obsessive compulsive disorder...........but I don't know vikkisecret1: i made money off of it vikkisecret1: I would go up to people and say, "How many lines do you think there are on this block..." (ie - lines of pavement) vikkisecret1: and they'd give me a dollar to tell them XXXXhero: that is so great. i've always wanted to be close to someone with a neurosis, or other disorder ... sane people are practically dead they're so boring XXXXhero: my old best friend was pretty insane, but i left him in texas. that's where i grew up vikkisecret1: you're from Texas? where?
XXXXhero: dallas--a big city--i'm not a cowboy or anything vikkisecret1: Good - I hate cowboys. (but the team is pretty cool.) XXXXhero: yes i know it ... i have absolutely no accent b/c i'm determined never to be remotely cowboyish vikkisecret1: And - I'm not so crazy anymore - now I take a drug called Paxil. It helps me out a lot. XXXXhero: i saw a fucking commercial for that the other day and wanted to check it out! does it work? vikkisecret1: paxil? XXXXhero: yes paxil vikkisecret1: well - now I can hold a real job....I've been a carnie for a few years now. XXXXhero: what kept you from holding a real job before vikkisecret1: i couldn't stop counting XXXXhero: are you serious? you counted too much to have a job? vikkisecret1: yeah - well it freaked people out vikkisecret1: for example vikkisecret1: I tried getting a job at a mini mart - and I couldn't stop counting the diet pills. i just counted them over and over and over --- and then XXXXhero: that is fascinating ... where do you think that came from? your desire to count all the time, i mean XXXXhero: sorry go on vikkisecret1: I tried getting a job at a car wash - and I couldn't stop counting water droplets on the cars - you know - the ones that still linger there after the car is SUPPOSED to be dry! vikkisecret1: my desire to count?........hmmmmmmmmm.... vikkisecret1: maybe because my parents both fucked me when I was little XXXXhero: that makes sense vikkisecret1: yeah. i don't know vikkisecret1: what about you? Do you have any strange neurosis? XXXXhero: basically every problem anybody has comes from their parents ... that's certainly true of my life. my parents got divorced when i was 2 vikkisecret1: that sucks XXXXhero: if i have a neurosis it would be a phobia of the real world, as in having a career and going out and being social, and so forth ... i'm not a hermit or anything by any means ... but see, my dad has this chronic illness where he has to stay in bed all day XXXXhero: so many scientists think boys pattern their lives after their dads ... XXXXhero: i guess that means i have trouble envisioning myself being a productive person, or something XXXXhero: b/c my model for adult life sits in his bed all day vikkisecret1: agoraphobia XXXXhero: ? vikkisecret1: this is getting a little crazy... XXXXhero: is that it? vikkisecret1: on our first date and all XXXXhero: ahahah vikkisecret1: i don't mean to cut you off or anything.............but I actually have to go... vikkisecret1: I'm in a Kinkos right now and I'm being asked to leave vikkisecret1: I've beem here too long and I don't wanna pay XXXXhero: i was pretty much done i think ... oh man kinko's is full of assholes. well e-mail me, you got my email right? well talk later XXXXhero: nice to meet you vikkisecret1: it has been nice meeting you vikkisecret1: perhaps we can meat sometime and "play" XXXXhero: ... yes, let's meet and engage in play :P XXXXhero: see you vikkisecret1: I don't wanna pay! XXXXhero: walk out-i walked out of kinkos last night actually vikkisecret1: really? Which Kinkos? XXXXhero: 108th street ... they couldn't print on my fucking envelope ... they can't do anything over there XXXXhero: or thereabouts ... maybe it was 111th vikkisecret1: There are 57 Kinkos in the city. I think that was the number vikkisecret1: I used to count them XXXXhero: it probably changes a lot. vikkisecret1: yeah - you're right vikkisecret1: oh well. vikkisecret1: I'll be on here again maybe this weekend vikkisecret1: so maybe I'll talk to you then? XXXXhero: ok i'm here on AIM all the time, look for me or email vikkisecret1: totally! vikkisecret1: By sweetums XXXXhero: bye vikkisecret1: enjoy your evening! XXXXhero: you too! sweet dreams and so forth, and don't starve vikkisecret1: I'm afraid it's too late for that! vikkisecret1: I'm feeling a little faint right now actually XXXXhero: then eat something. it's okay to eat on friday vikkisecret1: maybe I should have the peice of lettuce I put in my purse yesterday vikkisecret1: ok bye XXXXhero: bye |
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